Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Pissing Me Off

Lindsay Lohan Rehab

“Mmm.. Do they still make those drugs I like?”

[Editor’s Note: As I was typing this post, Lindsay was released from rehab, so enjoy all this stuff I wrote speculating on when she’d get out and inevitably drive over our faces.]

Earlier this morning, reports suggested Lindsay Lohan, who’s free to leave rehab today, was going to stick around for more treatment which immediately sounded like bullshit to anyone with even a passing knowledge of her. Turns out she’s sticking around because her beach house isn’t ready yet. RadarOnline reports:

“Even though Lindsay is free from the court order on January 3, she has decided she only wants to be released from Betty Ford once her new living arrangements are complete and ready for her arrival,” an insider close to Lohan’s camp said.
“In the event her the home is ready, she will be released Monday — if not, it could be Tuesday.”

Jesus. Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to treat a court-ordered rehab stint like a goddamn hotel stay.

DINA: You ready to go, honey? We can check into the Four Seasons until your place is ready.
LINDSAY: Nah, I’m going to hang out here. Their massages are to die for.
DINA: Really? But.. but.. how will you drink?
LINDSAY: Wait. You mean there’s not gin in your purse? Oh, God, the room’s getting smaller…
DINA: HA! Kidding! Now quick before the nurse comes. Pretend it’s your eighth birthday. Chug, chug, chug, chug!

Lindsay Lohan DownBlouse

Another Lindsay Lohan celeb oops ! This is a nice Lindsay Lohan nipslip, I know.. its not Jessica Alba, or Miley Cyrus upskirt. But still you gotta admit.. She’s pretty hot. Anyway here it is. Linsday Lohan Down Teh Blouse!

Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking in Rehab

Lindsay Lohan got busted in rehab, for drinking. Will she ever fucking learn? What a druggie. I remember her playing in the innocent twin movies, years ago. Well.. this is just another celeb gone to hell. Can you say: “Cocaine and Liquor?”

 

 

 

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Hard nipples

Here’s some nice shots of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan hard nipples.

 

Lindsay Lohan Pussy Upskirt Oops

I didn’t think I could ever get sick of seeing some chick’s pussy but I draw the line here….twice within a few weeks this dumb red headed slut decides to wear a mini skirt with no panties and then spread her freckled filled legs as she gets out of a car to showcase her not so pretty pussy…uncalled for

Lindsay Lohan bikini oops

Lindsay Lohan oops in bikini at Bahamas.